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attention body:
you are 34 years old.
that means you're too young for grey hair and too old for zits.
the grey, i've had a decade now to get used to. I know, I banished it with dyes (remember the red 90s?) and rinses, but now I sometimes think it's kinda cool.
the zits though? come on. give a sister a break. though the timing and placement of the newest addition amuses on some level (performance appraisal today and in the middle of my nose---really, half way between the bridge and the end---respectively) I do think you're getting a bit carried away, as this is the fourth in a week. That's just not cool.
attention manufacturers of fine shampoos and conditioners:
thanks so much for the instruction on your bottles to "rinse thoroughly."
really, without a little reminder and encouragement from your fine print, I'm a rather lackadaisical rinser.
thank you.
you are 34 years old.
that means you're too young for grey hair and too old for zits.
the grey, i've had a decade now to get used to. I know, I banished it with dyes (remember the red 90s?) and rinses, but now I sometimes think it's kinda cool.
the zits though? come on. give a sister a break. though the timing and placement of the newest addition amuses on some level (performance appraisal today and in the middle of my nose---really, half way between the bridge and the end---respectively) I do think you're getting a bit carried away, as this is the fourth in a week. That's just not cool.
attention manufacturers of fine shampoos and conditioners:
thanks so much for the instruction on your bottles to "rinse thoroughly."
really, without a little reminder and encouragement from your fine print, I'm a rather lackadaisical rinser.
thank you.