AH v.2

(from CNN.)

"I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out.' And 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping; there are a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP [Associated Press]..."

Our special forces should take Chavez out ... for ice cream!

No, seriously, Pat, do you really think we're that stupid?

AH v.3

"Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson today apologized for calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. "Is it right to call for assassination? No, and I apologize for that statement," he said in a written statement."

In a comment to his white-coated handlers, Roberts was overheard saying "Sometimes the voices in my head give me conflicting information."*



*okay, yeah. i added that last line.