From the wonderful Mark Morford:

"Already, Spanish and Canadian religious zealots and
conservative hatemongers are wringing their hands and
scowling heavily and heading for the gay-free bomb
shelters, well stocked as they are with Bibles and
potatoes and canned corn and secret stashes of German
fetish porn and Spanish tapas and Canadian bacon and
joylessness."

The rest of the column is here.

From: [identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com


Overheard from inside a church this morning:

"Jebus! There's nothing in our 6000 year old Jewish mythology books that tells us how to do deal with this! Drink the koolaide my children, drink it down!"

From: [identity profile] i-maenad.livejournal.com


"...secret stashes of German fetish porn..."

Excuse me, I have to go cook up a casserole and talk my way into a bomb shelter.

Alternatively, if you cannot find us, Blue and I may well have defected to Canada.

From: [identity profile] sskipstress.livejournal.com


a Rick Santorum-grade level of horror and homosexual fantasy that brands gay unions as one tiny step removed from bestiality and necrophilia and in-breeding and screwing your ficus plant...

I bet that kind of treatment would cause the ficus to shed all its leaves.
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