I have issues

By now you've all seen this Reuters photo of the President's urgent need at the UN conference:



Although there are several things this note might cause one to contemplate, the first thing that came to this pedant's mind was that "I think I may need a bathroom break" is not a question. It's a declaration.

Now I don't feel so bad about spending an entire week's lesson in a grammar supplement I recently penned (or tapped out, if you will) for high school students explaining the difference between declarations, exclamations, and questions.

bush in nola

he's a piece of shit.
a smirking, out-of-touch, well-pressed, manipulative, smug motherfucker.
he has good speechwriters.
i cried because i wish he had the intelligence, wherewithall, or fortitude to know what the fuck he was saying.