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mazzie ([personal profile] mazzie) wrote2005-10-11 12:36 pm

happiness is

... making a special trip out in the rain to get tampons and kleenex.

*sniffle*
*grumble*

at least i also got chicken soup and two atomic fireballs.

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sick? Or is it, as my girlfriend and her friends refer to it, "girl doom?"

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
it's a combination of (what i think they mean by)"girl doom" and allergies.
of course, the latter stopped bothering me as soon as i put a new box of kleenex on my desk.
as for the other, a conversation on irc just caused me to remember the time i got a bloody nose playing rugby and someone on the sidelines helpfully shoved a tampon in the side that was bleeding. abosrobent little buggers!

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Boxing guys do the same think. Not the whole thing of course. That would just be silly.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
depends on the nose, i suppose.
but one should always, always cut the string.

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
But then how do you twirl them round your head?

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*blink*
you're a disturbed young man.

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I meant prior to use, nasty Bee-ach.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
well, there goes my fun plan for the afternoon. *sigh*

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying you couldn't do that, you just might be less popular afterwards.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
you say that as if anyone here knows i exist.

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The guy who sleeps with you knows you exist. I hope.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
he does, but he's not here, see ...

or did you mean my boss?

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Whichever one it happens to be this week.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
you know i'll cut you ... right?

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't ascared of you, dude.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
dude if i so much as looked at you crosseyed you'd shit yourself.
please.

[identity profile] cochise15.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I shit myself anyway, so take that!

[identity profile] phillyexpat.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I feels your pain, chica.

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll save you an atomic fireball. :)

[identity profile] phillyexpat.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
WOOT.

[identity profile] peaceful-fox.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
In no uncertain terms:

Do not mix up the tampons and atomic fireballs.

hah!

[identity profile] mazzie.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't think the fireballs would fit up my nose ;)