TIME OUT

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has told lawmakers they should be "considering" another stimulus package. He said a new stimulus plan should be "targeted" and focused on ways to "help improve access to credit by consumers, home buyers, businesses and other borrowers."

Uh, I'm no economist, but isn't that exactly the thinking that got us into this mess in the first place?

Between Bernake and Bush, it's hard to decide who should have a bigger cup of stfu:

During a meeting with business leaders in Louisiana, George Bush said people's attitudes had changed from "near panic" to a "more relaxed" approach.

Play the video. You have to hear him say it. G'head.

"This thaw... it took a while tuhh thaw, it's gonna take a while tuhh un-thaw."

Yeah, okay, Bush wins.

Virginia is for Lovers

Married, heterosexual lovers who want to reproduce.

Aroo?

Sarah Palin revealed in an interview today that she will love being Vice President because she will be on the President's team! You betcha! Also, she will be in charge of the Senate.

Uh ... someone want to loan her a copy of the Constitution?

separate but equal