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([personal profile] mazzie Sep. 30th, 2005 09:44 am)
It's going around, and i thought i would share it with you all.


During his daily briefing one morning, the President Bush was told by his chief of staff that recent covert military operations resulted in the death of four Brazillion soldiers. upon hearing this news, the president sat down heavily, head in his hands, obviously distraught and near tears.
"what is it, mr. president?" Card asked, surprised at such a display from a normally unemotional man.
The president, head still in his hands, fists clenched in his hair, voice shaking, asked "how many is a brazillion?"


It's funny because it's true! Okay, it's not any more true than the story about when Jessica Simpson was introduced to the Secretary of the Interior at the White House she looked around and said "I like what you've done with the place!"
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